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how to catch a mouse: strike fear into its heart

Help, how to get rid of a mouse?
One installed itself in my room last summer and the landlord refused to do anthing about it because ‘it’s also God’s baby’. So i bought a trap and set it, but this ‘baby’ has managed to eat out everything I put there and NOT get caught!!!!
I was about to let her live in peace, like the Gospel tells us to, but a few nights ago I was woken up by some strange noises. It was the mouse walking in the papers on my desk and eating my cookies. I have enough of this ‘God’s baby’ and want to get rid of it. How? Do you have a clue?

i got this from a website.
how to catch a mouse
put a two foot high garbage can underneither some pipe, or perhaps under the ledge of your desk. mke sure there is a garbage bag in the can. put some food in the bottom, e.g. lettuce or bread or cookies (as he seems to like yours). overnight he will drop into the can from the desk and in the morning you can set him free.
i used to have a pet mouse. his name was bean. mouses are nocurnal and all he did was run in that stupid hamster wheel all night long. he died.
if your landlords don’t want to get rid of other of god’s creatures, check out this website to find out how to let them know you are p.o.
cheers,
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