medicine,  sex/romance

homeopathic ho’s

Hey aska,
I was wondering, are any naturopathic or alternative medical treatments covered or subsidized by the Health Plan?
So, do i get any benefits on birth control? If so, do you now what brand the health place has available for purchase? thanks.

so i checked out these two queries with SAC’s front desk (you homeopathic SLUT!) and you’re in the clear. while your health plan does not cover all the homeopathic needs that you may require (pills, assorted dietary needs, oversized clothing made out of hemp) they will pay up to $25 for a referral from a doctor. so feel free to max out on acupuncture and eurologists. U of T approves.
as for birth control, students are issued $150 per year in supplies. this includes pills, condoms, oral contraceptives, chastity belts, low self esteem, whatever works. if you have further questions, you may want to phone SAC (as i did) directly. otherwise, take it up with a walk-in clinic.
cheers, askastudent

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