i would not join any club that would have someone like me for a member

what if i wanted to be a part of askastudent and help out with answering
questions? i dont belong to Innis though…

hmm…that might be okay, but how are we to know that you are up to askastudent snuff? i mean, not just anyone can be askastudent okay? for instance, did you know that all past/prior aska’s have been:

*flame-retardant
*left-handed
*exceptionally good at pinball
*trappist monks

if you think you could fit the bill – it’s best to email your resume/zany cover letter into askastudent.innis@utoronto.ca and we’ll develop some kind of arcane admissions process that probably force you to walk over hot coals sans flip-flops while reciting the requirements for the american studies subject PoST backwards. don’t worry, it’s just a formality.

cheers, askastudent