{"id":1024,"date":"2008-08-08T10:31:31","date_gmt":"2008-08-08T15:31:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/?p=1024"},"modified":"2016-06-17T12:13:12","modified_gmt":"2016-06-17T16:13:12","slug":"dont-forget-to-chew","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/?p=1024","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t forget to chew."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>My boyfriend and I have been together for about 2 years, we hold hands, hugs and lots of kisses, but never cross the line.? I am still a virgin, and I really, really think we should have sex only after marriage. My boyfriend tasted the forbidden fruit long time ago, and I know he really really wants me, but I just can&#8217;t, even I wanted to. I am still in my second years, so I? still in school for 2-3 years (which mean I will not marry him for 2-3 years, which mean he will have to bear 2-3 years with no sex.)<\/em><em><br style=\"mso-special-character: line-break;\" \/><br style=\"mso-special-character: line-break;\" \/><em>I want sex, I am horny, but I can&#8217;t give up myself and taste the forbidden fruit. I really really wanted to save myself for that special person (my boyfriend) for that special day.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Help me!!!!!!!!!!! I don&#8217;t know what to do anymore.<\/em><br \/>\n<\/em><!--more--><br style=\"mso-special-character: line-break;\" \/><br style=\"mso-special-character: line-break;\" \/>Good morning asker,<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><em style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal;\">cross the line<\/em>? ?????? ??????????? &#8230;uh&#8230; are you in a race?<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><em style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal;\">the forbidden fruit<\/em>? ??????????? ??????????? &#8230;passion fruit? dragon fruit? &#8230;must be rhubarb.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt 144pt; text-indent: -144pt;\"><em style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal;\">that special day<\/em>? ???????????????? &#8230;well&#8230; priority enrolment controls dropped today&#8230;?<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt 144pt; text-indent: -144pt;\">I&#8217;m sorry Desperado, Askastudent isn&#8217;t following your innuendoes.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\">I&#8217;m gonna go out on a limb and assume that you are talking about making <a href=\"http:\/\/img.photobucket.com\/albums\/v491\/stinkylulu\/WG-whoopi-ghost-check.png\">love<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\">Assumption #2: you are a girl (cause you wreak of too much theism to be another boy).<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\">Assumption #3: you&#8217;re 19-20 years old.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\">Assumption #4: you must have a <a href=\"http:\/\/images.starpulse.com\/Photos\/pv\/Pamela%20Anderson-24.jpg\">great personality<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\">Assumption #5: your bf thinks you are a @&amp;$% tease.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\">The first thing you need to ask yourself is WHY you can&#8217;t cross that proverbial line. Is it cultural, religious, parental? Askastudent is a liberal sole who thinks years of undue sexual censorship has created a culture of fear which pervades the bedroom (and the couch, car, laundry room, crawlspace, etc.). You are an adult in the 21<sup>st<\/sup> century. You have permission to make adult decisions and conduct adult behaviours.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\">Option 1: <a href=\"http:\/\/lyricsplayground.com\/alpha\/songs\/w\/waitinginvain.shtml\">The Wait<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\">\u00a0I&#8217;ve been to enough <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lilligren.com\/Redneck\/images\/redneck_wedding_reception.jpg\">Canadian weddings<\/a> to know that by the end of <em style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal;\">that special day<\/em>, the groom will have ingested enough CC &amp; G&#8217;s to be as suave as a manatee in the sack. If you <em style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal;\">really, really<\/em> wanna wait that long, bump back your <em style=\"mso-bidi-font-style: normal;\">line<\/em> to the following afternoon. (This time delay is negligible in the light of the slow torture that your poor bf is currently enduring). You&#8217;ll thank me later.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\">Option 2: The Un-Wait<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\">I&#8217;ve been to enough Canadian weddings to know that contraception is under utilized. Use a latex condom (sans spermicide) with water-based lube in combination with one\/some of <a href=\"http:\/\/contraception.about.com\/od\/prescriptionoptions\/u\/From_Your_Doctor.htm#s4\">these<\/a>: the pill, IUDs, diaphragms, depo provera, looking like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.contactmusic.com\/pics\/m\/bee_movie_premiere_7_071207\/renee_zellweger_1691804.jpg\">this<\/a>, etc. Discuss your sexual histories, desires, and limits, go to a comfortable place, take your time, and <a href=\"http:\/\/dangerousintersection.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/10\/Llamas%20having%20sex.jpg\">go at it<\/a>. Now by &#8220;it&#8221; I mean incrementally work your way to sex. After holding hands, hugs and kisses, there are at least a couple of steps before <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefreedictionary.com\/coitus\">coitus<\/a>. If you take your time (sniff, peel, nibble, slice the fruit) it will taste considerably better in the end.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\">Hmmm&#8230; is this the kinda of text that is interspersed between the photos in a Playboy?<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\">Now I feel dirty.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\">Ps. If you are still reading this, you haven&#8217;t taken the hint&#8230; GO HAVE SEX NOW!<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\">Pps. Have fun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My boyfriend and I have been together for about 2 years, we hold hands, hugs and lots of kisses, but never cross the line.? I am still a virgin, and I really, really think we should have sex only after marriage. My boyfriend tasted the forbidden fruit long time ago, and I know he really really wants me, but I just can&#8217;t, even I wanted to. I am still in my second years, so I? still in school for 2-3 years (which mean I will not marry him for 2-3 years, which mean he will have to bear 2-3 years with no sex.)I want sex, I am horny, but I can&#8217;t give up myself and taste the forbidden fruit. I really really wanted to save myself for that special person (my boyfriend) for that special day. Help me!!!!!!!!!!! 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