{"id":1307,"date":"2008-12-12T14:07:42","date_gmt":"2008-12-12T19:07:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/?p=1307"},"modified":"2016-07-05T12:50:04","modified_gmt":"2016-07-05T16:50:04","slug":"you-thought-i-will-cry-you-a-river-no-i-hope-you-will-drown-in-the-yellow-river","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/?p=1307","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;You thought I will cry you a river. No, I hope you will drown in the Yellow River&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>I was in a long-distance relationship with my boyfriend (now his is my ex). He got back his ex-girlfriend last week and expecting a baby and break up with me through an email. I was clueless why he didn&#8217;t such a crude thing to me. But I am on my way to recovery. He gave me a diamond eternity ring. I don&#8217;t want to keep it, should I send it back to him?? along with this poem?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Ouch!? What you said in the email is foolish and mean<br \/>\nYou don&#8217;t know me, you never did or will<br \/>\nYou vowed you will love me forever<br \/>\nNow we can&#8217;t see each other forever<br \/>\nYou thought I will cry you a river<br \/>\nNo, I hope you will drown in the Yellow River<br \/>\nYou have betrayed my trust<br \/>\nI felt like bury you under a ton of dust<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>You shouldn&#8217;t blame me for your betrayal,<br \/>\nI am the victim and you are the scumbag.<br \/>\nFrom the beginning there is no happily ever after<br \/>\nI was foolish to gave you another chance<br \/>\nTo hurt me once again<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>You are nothing without your father<br \/>\nPlease, don&#8217;t bother<br \/>\nLife is too short for me to hate you forever<br \/>\nYou are nothing to me once I get over<br \/>\nI am glad you and your ex-girlfriend get back together<br \/>\nYou two truly deserve each other, you are a looser and she is a wh*r*<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>It won&#8217;t matter what you become in the future<br \/>\nYou will forever be a scumbag<br \/>\nMakes me feel so much better!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>I return you this eternity ring<br \/>\nMy hand is available for my true love&#8217;s ring<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Earth to earth, dust to dust<br \/>\nI will not think of you or mention your name ever again<br \/>\nStarting from<br \/>\n&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;RIGHT NOW!<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Thanks Askas\u00a0<\/em><br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Oh, don&#8217;t thank me&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was in a long-distance relationship with my boyfriend (now his is my ex). He got back his ex-girlfriend last week and expecting a baby and break up with me through an email. I was clueless why he didn&#8217;t such a crude thing to me. But I am on my way to recovery. He gave me a diamond eternity ring. I don&#8217;t want to keep it, should I send it back to him?? along with this poem? Ouch!? What you said in the email is foolish and mean You don&#8217;t know me, you never did or will You vowed you will love me forever Now we can&#8217;t see each other forever You thought I will cry you a river No, I hope you will drown in the Yellow River You have betrayed my trust I felt like bury you under a ton of dust You shouldn&#8217;t blame me for your betrayal, I am the victim and you are the scumbag. From the beginning there is no happily ever after I was foolish to gave you another chance To hurt me once again You are nothing without your father Please, don&#8217;t bother Life is too short for me to hate you forever You are nothing to me once I get over I am glad you and your ex-girlfriend get back together You two truly deserve each other, you are a looser and she is a wh*r* It won&#8217;t matter what you become in the future You will forever be a scumbag Makes me feel so much better! I return you this eternity ring My hand is available for my true love&#8217;s ring Earth to earth, dust to dust I will not think of you or mention your name ever again Starting from &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;RIGHT NOW! Thanks Askas\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[136,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","category-explosivo"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1307"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1307\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}