{"id":13404,"date":"2015-03-12T15:57:42","date_gmt":"2015-03-12T19:57:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/?p=13404"},"modified":"2019-08-04T18:07:30","modified_gmt":"2019-08-04T22:07:30","slug":"aska-is-the-hottest-job-on-the-block","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/?p=13404","title":{"rendered":"aska is the hottest job on the block"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey aska!<\/p>\n<p>Aska seems like a cool group of people. I&#8217;m going into my 4th and final year and I totally wanna get involved with ya&#8217;ll. How can I?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014<\/p>\n<p>hey there,<\/p>\n<p>thanks for the compliment! we are a pretty rad group, if i do say so myself.<\/p>\n<p>every aska gets the job a different way. my\u00a0<em>personal<\/em> recommendation &#8211; if you really want to increase your chances of getting it &#8211; is that you spend a month or so serenading me. any genre of music will do; i&#8217;m not picky. just make sure that you&#8217;re at my beck and call and ready to sing at any time of the day or night &#8211; of course, i can&#8217;t sing for myself. <a href=\"https:\/\/s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com\/originals\/f3\/24\/43\/f32443382e338797a1f6bd5a4d0e4e0a.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">that would be absurd<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>also, if you want to spontaneously <a href=\"http:\/\/38.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_maaj32LbJI1re1td9o1_500.gif\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">bring me coffees and treats<\/a>, i wouldn&#8217;t mind that at all. compliment my hair. replace the flowers in the vases at my place. carry me <a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-fpTZFidLFhU\/Unjr_-QZlkI\/AAAAAAAAAMc\/OZZvc_-cbLQ\/s640\/The+Emperor%2527s+New+Groove+2.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">on a litter<\/a> from class to class, enjoy some <a href=\"http:\/\/33.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_m12382rBL31rqfhi2o1_500.gif\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">white-water sports<\/a> with me &#8211; just little things, y&#8217;know?<\/p>\n<p>or you can just keep an eye on the CLN and apply online, since askastudent is a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.adm.utoronto.ca\/financial-aid\/work-study-program\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">work-study position<\/a>. but like, whatever. it&#8217;s your decision.<\/p>\n<p>xoxo,<\/p>\n<p>aska<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey aska! Aska seems like a cool group of people. I&#8217;m going into my 4th and final year and I totally wanna get involved with ya&#8217;ll. How can I? \u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014 hey there, thanks for the compliment! we are a pretty rad group, if i do say so myself. every aska gets the job a different way. my\u00a0personal recommendation &#8211; if you really want to increase your chances of getting it &#8211; is that you spend a month or so serenading me. any genre of music will do; i&#8217;m not picky. just make sure that you&#8217;re at my beck and call and ready to sing at any time of the day or night &#8211; of course, i can&#8217;t sing for myself. that would be absurd. also, if you want to spontaneously bring me coffees and treats, i wouldn&#8217;t mind that at all. compliment my hair. replace the flowers in the vases at my place. carry me on a litter from class to class, enjoy some white-water sports with me &#8211; just little things, y&#8217;know? or you can just keep an eye on the CLN and apply online, since askastudent is a work-study position. but like, whatever. it&#8217;s your decision. xoxo, aska<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13404","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-carwax"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13404"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13404\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}