{"id":139,"date":"2000-12-20T12:29:34","date_gmt":"2000-12-20T16:29:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/?p=139"},"modified":"2007-05-16T15:33:28","modified_gmt":"2007-05-16T19:33:28","slug":"what-to-do-about-the-smelly-kid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/?p=139","title":{"rendered":"what to do about the smelly kid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A kid in two of my classes really smells. My class is small and his smell travels. Everyone in the class is dying as well. What should I do? He doesn&#8217;t speak English very well either.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>a tricky situation indeed. i don&#8217;t know what to do. give him a nicely wrapped bar of soap for christmas? like, how bad are we talking here? does he smell unpleasant or worse than christian slater after a 3 week bender?<br \/>\ni think you just grin a bare it to be honest. i might make constant, undirected comments about &#8220;what smells?&#8221; or &#8220;where the hell is that putrid stank coming from. i&#8217;m gonna toss lunch if i have to smell that filthy, noxious odour any more!&#8221; and then look at him. now granted, he&#8217;ll feel bad and you&#8217;ll be an asshole, but it&#8217;s a small price to pay for saving your olfactory system from almost certain peril.<br \/>\nbest o&#8217; luck with Stinky McNasty, and have a good xmas.<br \/>\naskastudent<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A kid in two of my classes really smells. My class is small and his smell travels. Everyone in the class is dying as well. What should I do? He doesn&#8217;t speak English very well either.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[91],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-awkwardness"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}