{"id":1446,"date":"2009-03-06T12:12:33","date_gmt":"2009-03-06T17:12:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/?p=1446"},"modified":"2009-03-06T12:13:17","modified_gmt":"2009-03-06T17:13:17","slug":"cheers-dumbledork","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/?p=1446","title":{"rendered":"cheers, dumbledork!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Dear aska,<br \/>\nIf UofT were hogwarts, which of the colleges would be gryffindor, ravenclaw, slytherin and hufflepuff?  Why?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>In a<a href=\"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/?p=1378\"> previous post<\/a>, I determinedly stated that the term ?closet dork&#8217; is irrelevant for us UofTers, as we all share an equal burden of geekness by merely attending this institution. You have proven me wrong, dear asker. 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