{"id":17,"date":"2000-03-20T15:05:01","date_gmt":"2000-03-20T19:05:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/?p=17"},"modified":"2007-05-16T12:47:04","modified_gmt":"2007-05-16T16:47:04","slug":"breaking-news-tv-sitcoms-are-not-real","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/?p=17","title":{"rendered":"breaking news: tv sitcoms are not real"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>how come the professor never built a boat to get off gilligan&#8217;s island?!? he could build houses and satellites, but not a boat?!?<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>keen eye my good friend. i too have wondered about the professors idiocy. i just doesn&#8217;t add up. so i went to the source at a gilligan&#8217;s island site. and as it turned out, after the site designer finally got back to me, there was no definitive answer. it had been theorized that the professor, who held 6 degrees (chem, botany, bio, etc.) didn&#8217;t hold an engineering degree so was unable to build a boat that would get them across the tumultuous seas from whence they came. he did not actually build the houses on the island, i guess maybe gilligan made em&#8217; while being bitch slapped by the skipper.<br \/>\nof course&#8230;there&#8217;s always the other answer. they wouldn&#8217;t have had a damn show had they gotten off the island. in fact, even when they did finally get off the bloody island they went back and opened a copa cabana style getaway (which may have been the worst feature length film ever produced.)<br \/>\nso which ever answer keeps you warm and happy in bed at night, go with that one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>how come the professor never built a boat to get off gilligan&#8217;s island?!? he could build houses and satellites, but not a boat?!?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-explosivo"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}