{"id":259,"date":"2001-06-26T12:08:41","date_gmt":"2001-06-26T16:08:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/?p=259"},"modified":"2016-07-08T15:20:11","modified_gmt":"2016-07-08T19:20:11","slug":"deep-thoughts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/?p=259","title":{"rendered":"deep thoughts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn&#8217;t open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nit would be funnier if you just pretended to hit the ground like a garbage bag full of tomato soup&#8230;but to each his own.<br \/>\ncheers,<br \/>\naskastudent<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn&#8217;t open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[83,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-259","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-athletics","category-explosivo"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=259"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}