{"id":284,"date":"2001-10-09T14:56:08","date_gmt":"2001-10-09T18:56:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/?p=284"},"modified":"2001-10-09T14:56:08","modified_gmt":"2001-10-09T18:56:08","slug":"im-back-baby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/?p=284","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m back, baby!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GO??!?!?!? MY LIFE IS LOST WITHOUT YOU!!!! GET THE FUCK BACK TO WORK><br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nok. you&#8217;ve made your point stronger than any other of the 30 emails sent me stating the same damn thing. so i have chosen to publish yours. thank for your understanding of the complications of running a service of this magnitude, and for offering your assitance in my time of need. because you have been so warm and comforting, i have chosen to continue my crusade against ignorance.<br \/>\nso to you, with all my heart and thoughts, i extend a hearty go fuck yourself. you&#8217;re an ass and i hate you. it&#8217;s a warm, smiling hate, but hate none the less.<br \/>\ncheers,<br \/>\naskastudent<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GO??!?!?!? MY LIFE IS LOST WITHOUT YOU!!!! GET THE FUCK BACK TO WORK><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-284","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-carwax"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=284"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}