{"id":356,"date":"2001-11-29T14:10:52","date_gmt":"2001-11-29T18:10:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/?p=356"},"modified":"2007-05-22T14:13:06","modified_gmt":"2007-05-22T18:13:06","slug":"drink-until-you-pass-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/?p=356","title":{"rendered":"drink until you pass out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One more thing, besides getting rid of the mouse, I also need a cure\/remedy for insomnia. Do you have one? I&#8217;m dying of lack of sleep, but I can&#8217;t sleep.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\ni do the comfort thing. drink a cup of hot ovalteen (chocolate flavoured) and eat cinnamon toast (2 pieces of toast, a little butter, brown sugar [white can be substituted] and a liberal sprinkling of sugar). get in bed in your most comfortable jammies, and read a book that doesn&#8217;t have to do with school. i recommend anything by a.a. milne. eat over a plate though, or you&#8217;ll get crumbs in your bed.<br \/>\nif that doesn&#8217;t work, try holding your breath until you pass out. your body is built to start breathing again when you are unconscious, and as long as you&#8217;re in bed, you won&#8217;t hurt yourself (askastudent assumes no responsibility if you smash your skull on the windowpane).<br \/>\ncheers,<br \/>\naskastudent.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One more thing, besides getting rid of the mouse, I also need a cure\/remedy for insomnia. Do you have one? I&#8217;m dying of lack of sleep, but I can&#8217;t sleep.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,141],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crybabies","category-history"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=356"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}