{"id":563,"date":"2007-07-24T09:56:39","date_gmt":"2007-07-24T13:56:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/?p=563"},"modified":"2007-07-24T15:49:09","modified_gmt":"2007-07-24T19:49:09","slug":"while-youre-at-it-ask-that-cute-girl-down-the-hall-where-you-can-get-easy-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/?p=563","title":{"rendered":"while you&#8217;re at it ask that cute girl down the hall where you can get &#8216;easy sex&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> I&#8217;m coming to UofT in September as a first year student&#8230; where can I get a<br \/>\nfake id? Asking older students to buy me alcohol just sucks. \ud83d\ude41  <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/07\/superbad.jpg\" alt=\"superbad\" height=\"226\" width=\"450\" \/><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>at least you&#8217;re being honest.  but i have to be honest too; this site is a university of toronto website.  though we&#8217;re happy giving the kinds of answers that no one else will give, the law is pretty clear on the whole no-drinking while underage thing, and we&#8217;re not able to instruct students on how to break the law.  personally, aska never needed a fake id: older siblings and their g1&#8217;s are the best thing ever.  fake id&#8217;s are ridiculous anyways; international student id cards won&#8217;t get you anywhere, neither will getting an imitation of an out of province or international driver&#8217;s license.  you think the bouncers at that lousy club haven&#8217;t had underage kids trying to get in?  no, the real trick is finding places that will never card&#8230;west side is the best side, youngster.  that, and the next time you&#8217;re at certain chinese food restaurants late at night, try sampling the &#8216;cold tea&#8217;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m coming to UofT in September as a first year student&#8230; where can I get a fake id? Asking older students to buy me alcohol just sucks. \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[70,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-563","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alcohol","category-new-kids"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/563","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=563"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/563\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}