{"id":622,"date":"2007-12-22T09:23:44","date_gmt":"2007-12-22T14:23:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/?p=622"},"modified":"2007-12-23T17:06:47","modified_gmt":"2007-12-23T22:06:47","slug":"animal-house-the-script-to-my-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/?p=622","title":{"rendered":"Animal House: the script to my life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><em><span lang=\"EN-CA\">Which college has the hottest girls and the most parties?<br \/>\nalso, are colleges ranked academically? which is the one with the highset<br \/>\nacademic averages?<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span lang=\"EN-CA\"><o:p>?<\/o:p><\/span><!--more--><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span lang=\"EN-CA\">You want to look at the size of the college, my friend.<span>? <\/span>I really shouldn?t say one college is stupider than the other out loud, but there are stigmas.<span>? <\/span>The reason I don?t want to say anything is because the people at the stupid colleges are the most likely to read this, cry to my registrar, and have me fired.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\"><span lang=\"EN-CA\">If you apply to a bigger college, there is a higher percentage of ?drunkies? than at a smaller college.<span>? <\/span>Though, there are party people everywhere.<span>? <\/span>I?m at Innis, and it?s a small college, but we still know how to have a good time.<span>? <\/span>Oh boy? do we know how to have a good time.<span>? <\/span>(Sorry, I just had a walk down memory lane.)<span>? <\/span>There are pretty girls everywhere ? and again, the bigger the college, the bigger possibility of pretty girls.<span>? <\/span>My suite is a pretty good looking suite, to be completely honest.<span>? <\/span>And if you?re a stone fox, girls will gravitate towards you.<span>? <\/span>Have no fear. <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Which college has the hottest girls and the most parties? also, are colleges ranked academically? which is the one with the highset academic averages? ?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,86],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-622","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-colleges","category-partying"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/622","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=622"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/622\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=622"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=622"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=622"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}