{"id":632,"date":"2008-01-24T00:07:39","date_gmt":"2008-01-24T05:07:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/?p=632"},"modified":"2014-05-20T15:40:29","modified_gmt":"2014-05-20T20:40:29","slug":"there-are-no-fish-left-because-the-seals-got-to-them-first","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/?p=632","title":{"rendered":"there are no fish left because the seals got to them first"},"content":{"rendered":"

HELP! <\/span>I need a date for the innis formal :|.. lets just say there are no fish left inthis small pond that is innis.

suggestions?<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span> For those interested in women, click here. For those interested in men, click here<\/a>. For those too desperate to care, click here. Innis is not a horn of plenty when it comes to date-able people. I know. I’ve tried. Good luck with my suggestions. Formal will be better without a date anyway. You can spend the time you normally would with a date taking incriminating photographs of people who get escorted out of the event because they’ve arrived too sloshed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

HELP! I need a date for the innis formal :|.. lets just say there are no fish left inthis small pond that is innis. suggestions?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-632","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-innis","category-sex"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t