{"id":632,"date":"2008-01-24T00:07:39","date_gmt":"2008-01-24T05:07:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/?p=632"},"modified":"2014-05-20T15:40:29","modified_gmt":"2014-05-20T20:40:29","slug":"there-are-no-fish-left-because-the-seals-got-to-them-first","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/?p=632","title":{"rendered":"there are no fish left because the seals got to them first"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Courier; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal\" class=\"Apple-style-span\">HELP! <\/span><span style=\"font-family: Courier; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal\" class=\"Apple-style-span\">I need a date for the innis formal :|.. lets just say there are no fish left inthis small pond that is innis. <br style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px\" \/><br style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px\" \/>suggestions?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Courier; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><\/span> <!--more--><!--more--> For those interested in women, click here.  For those interested in men, <a href=\"http:\/\/thesims.ea.com\/us\/exchange_dates\/results.php?gender=M&amp;resultOrderBy=CREATION_DATE&amp;resultOrderByDirection=desc\" target=\"_blank\">click here<\/a>.  For those too desperate to care, click here.  Innis is not a horn of plenty when it comes to date-able people.  I know.  I&#8217;ve tried.  Good luck with my suggestions.  Formal will be better without a date anyway.  You can spend the time you normally would with a date taking incriminating photographs of people who get escorted out of the event because they&#8217;ve arrived too sloshed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>HELP! I need a date for the innis formal :|.. lets just say there are no fish left inthis small pond that is innis. suggestions?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-632","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-innis","category-sex"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/632","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=632"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/632\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}