{"id":662,"date":"2008-04-22T00:07:18","date_gmt":"2008-04-22T05:07:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/?p=662"},"modified":"2008-04-22T01:03:38","modified_gmt":"2008-04-22T06:03:38","slug":"the-raciest-question-of-the-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/?p=662","title":{"rendered":"the raciest question of the year"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hi. Looking for the right place to snuggle with a loved one, on campus. I’ve used JCR for a while, but me and my boyfriend became kinda sick of people barging in on us. We’re both non-res, so there are a limited number of places we can get access to. Is there any almost-deserted common room that nobody (but you) knows about, or any secluded space (with a sofa) that’s quiet and private? You’re my only hope!<\/em><\/p>\n

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(Jaw drops and eyes widen) This is not actually a real question. But it is because you?ve mentioned places on campus and? wow. Wow. So, uh, man. All I can really say is get creative. ?maybe a corner in Hart House? The halls are pretty dark there and they do have sofas, and the pool tables in some of the upper-level rooms are pretty sturdy. Though, really – why is a sofa is necessary? Abandoned stairwells are fun. Or how about corners in the stacks at Robarts? The Innis College Student Lounge, perhaps? I know that you can lock it from the inside too? hmmm? I?m going to leave the rest of this up to the devoted readers.
\nOH. And can I just say – why? WHY? Why would you do ANYTHING in the JCR? I know that there?s that weird upstairs balcony thing, and that generally there?s a huge poster covering you from the eyes of innocent coffee drinkers, but don?t be pissed off about people ?barging in? on you. People go to the JCR to study, not to have sex or get a show that you?d see in Amsterdam. If I ever happened to walk in on you I would be horrified. I don?t care if you?re commuters. Hotel Waverly<\/a> has cheap economy rooms at $60\/night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hi. Looking for the right place to snuggle with a loved one, on campus. I’ve used JCR for a while, but me and my boyfriend became kinda sick of people barging in on us. We’re both non-res, so there are a limited number of places we can get access to. Is there any almost-deserted common room that nobody (but you) knows about, or any secluded space (with a sofa) that’s quiet and private? You’re my only hope!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-662","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sex"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t