{"id":776,"date":"2008-07-21T16:18:06","date_gmt":"2008-07-21T21:18:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/?p=776"},"modified":"2008-07-22T09:39:13","modified_gmt":"2008-07-22T14:39:13","slug":"the-dean%e2%80%99s-toilet-paper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/?p=776","title":{"rendered":"the dean?s toilet paper."},"content":{"rendered":"

Yo Aska,<\/font><\/em><\/p>\n

So I made the Dean’s List this year, but I don’t have a piece of paper to back up this claim when my doubtful frienemies want proof. Where is this grande List for which I have made? Is it like in some hidden tower or glued to the Dean’s bathroom?<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>Yours Truley,<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>MyGPAisHigherThanYours?<\/font><\/em>?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

<\/span><\/p>\n

Yo homeslice,<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span>I<\/span>t?s awkward enough to brag to your friends about your Dean?s List status. It is a whole new kind of awkward when you bring them official documentation of it. It?s a good thing you are (allegedly) on the Dean?s list, cause your social skills aren?t gonna get you the job.<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span>Aaaah? I feel better now.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>You should receive an official certificate of your Dean?s List achievement in the mail (to the mailing address you?ve indicated on ROSI). If you haven?t, you have to MAIL (no I didn?t accidentally omit the ?e-? there? it?s old school) the Faculty Registrar and whine to him:<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>Faculty Registrar, <\/span>Faculty of Arts & Science, <\/span>Sidney Smith Hall <\/span>100 St. George St., Toronto ON M<\/span>5S 3G3<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>Hope you don?t papercut your tongue on the envelope!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>Love Aska<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>Ps. You spelled ?truly? wrong.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>Pps. You forgot to capitalize the ?i? in your signature. The Dean won?t be happy when I tell him.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>Ppps. They don?t even display the Dean?s Listers anywhere on campus. Wall space is at a premium, and you don?t make the cut smarty. Sorry, did that hurt when I burst your bubble of self-entitlement?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yo Aska, So I made the Dean’s List this year, but I don’t have a piece of paper to back up this claim when my doubtful frienemies want proof. Where is this grande List for which I have made? Is it like in some hidden tower or glued to the Dean’s bathroom? Yours Truley, MyGPAisHigherThanYours??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[91,44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-776","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-awkwardness","category-keeners"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/776","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=776"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/776\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=776"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=776"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=776"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}