{"id":776,"date":"2008-07-21T16:18:06","date_gmt":"2008-07-21T21:18:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/?p=776"},"modified":"2008-07-22T09:39:13","modified_gmt":"2008-07-22T14:39:13","slug":"the-dean%e2%80%99s-toilet-paper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/?p=776","title":{"rendered":"the dean?s toilet paper."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><font face=\"Arial\">Yo Aska,<\/font><\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic; font-family: Arial\" class=\"Apple-style-span\">So I made the Dean&#8217;s List this year, but I don&#8217;t have a piece of paper to back up this claim when my doubtful frienemies want proof. Where is this grande List for which I have made? Is it like in some hidden tower or glued to the Dean&#8217;s bathroom?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic; font-family: Arial\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><\/span><span style=\"font-style: italic; font-family: Arial\" class=\"Apple-style-span\">Yours Truley,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic; font-family: Arial\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><\/span><span style=\"font-style: italic; font-family: Arial\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-style: normal; font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><em><font face=\"Arial\">MyGPAisHigherThanYours?<\/font><\/em>?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0in 0in 0pt\" class=\"MsoBodyText\"><!--more--><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 0in 0in 0pt\" class=\"MsoNormal\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial\">Yo homeslice,<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial\">I<\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial\">t?s awkward enough to brag to your friends about your Dean?s List status. It is a whole new kind of awkward when you bring them official documentation of it. It?s a good thing you are (allegedly) on the Dean?s list, cause your social skills aren?t gonna get you the job.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\">Aaaah? I feel better now.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\">You should receive an official certificate of your Dean?s List achievement in the mail (to the mailing address you?ve indicated on ROSI). If you haven?t, you have to MAIL (no I didn?t accidentally omit the ?e-? there? it?s old school) the Faculty Registrar and whine to him:<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\">Faculty Registrar, <\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial\">Faculty of Arts &amp; Science, <\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial\">Sidney Smith Hall <\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial\">100 St. George St., Toronto ON M<\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial\">5S 3G3<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial\">Hope you don?t papercut your tongue on the envelope!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\">Love Aska<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial\">Ps. You spelled ?truly? wrong.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\">Pps. You forgot to capitalize the ?i? in your signature. The Dean won?t be happy when I tell him.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span style=\"font-family: Georgia\" class=\"Apple-style-span\"><span style=\"font-family: Arial\"><span>Ppps. They don?t even display the Dean?s Listers anywhere on campus. Wall space is at a premium, and you don?t make the cut smarty. Sorry, did that hurt when I burst your bubble of self-entitlement?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yo Aska, So I made the Dean&#8217;s List this year, but I don&#8217;t have a piece of paper to back up this claim when my doubtful frienemies want proof. Where is this grande List for which I have made? Is it like in some hidden tower or glued to the Dean&#8217;s bathroom? 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