{"id":786,"date":"2002-06-05T13:44:24","date_gmt":"2002-06-05T18:44:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/?p=786"},"modified":"2008-07-23T13:48:55","modified_gmt":"2008-07-23T18:48:55","slug":"whining-wont-get-you-into-innis-any-faster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/?p=786","title":{"rendered":"whining won&#8217;t get you into innis any faster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font size=\"-1\"><strong><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><em>hey i just recieved an admission to U of T, Innis college. but i&#8217;m sort of getting paranoid that i won&#8217;t be able to be in res at Innis, do u guys know what it takes?<br \/>\nthanx a lot for ur help \ud83d\ude42<\/em><\/font><\/strong><\/font><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\" face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\">at times like these, i am reminded of the words of one of the most pre-eminent, post-modern chanteuses in recent memory:<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\">If you got what I need I can gurarantee<br \/>\nTo return all the love that you&#8217;ve given to me<br \/>\nBut I need to be sure that you&#8217;ll always be around<br \/>\nDo you know what it takes to do me right?<br \/>\nDo you know what it takes to love me baby?<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\">who remembers robyn? all of this whining was reminiscent of this equally annoying songbird from sweden&#8230;if anyone knows if she is still around, please let me know.<br \/>\nin your case, i&#8217;d say calm down! everyone keeps writing about the res: just chill. here&#8217;s the skinny and be sure to tell all of your friends that this is a mere general guideline:<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><br \/>\n1. to get into innis college, your grades must be a few %s higher than those admitted by the general faculty of arts and science.<br \/>\n2. to get into rez, your grades must be a few %s higher than that.<br \/>\nif you got into innis, you should be able to do basic math and i advise that you use those valuable skills to figure this one out.<br \/>\n<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\">if you&#8217;re on the edge of your seat, you&#8217;re welcome to call the innis residence (416 978-2512) and the nice and beautiful employees there will be more than happy to explain this to you in nicer terms that you can tell your parents and your inner demons.<br \/>\n<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"-1\"><font face=\"Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\">cheers,<br \/>\naskastudent<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hey i just recieved an admission to U of T, Innis college. but i&#8217;m sort of getting paranoid that i won&#8217;t be able to be in res at Innis, do u guys know what it takes? thanx a lot for ur help \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-786","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-innis","category-residence"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/786","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=786"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/786\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=786"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=786"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=786"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}