{"id":9530,"date":"2014-06-25T09:24:25","date_gmt":"2014-06-25T14:24:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/?p=9530"},"modified":"2019-08-10T03:07:35","modified_gmt":"2019-08-10T07:07:35","slug":"apparently-now-im-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/?p=9530","title":{"rendered":"apparently now i&#8217;m funny"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;re hilarious!! May I ask what you are in at u of t?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014<\/p>\n<p>hey there,<\/p>\n<p>what am i in, you ask? that&#8217;s a complicated question, and it doesn&#8217;t have just one answer. most days, i&#8217;m in a sleep-deprived haze, tinged with an?aura of grumpiness and impatience. i&#8217;m told this gives off the most delicate smell of lavender. then, after i&#8217;ve downed my cup of <a href=\"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/doubledoubletims.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Life &amp; Vitality<\/a>, i&#8217;m very briefly in a state of euphoria, before i sink back into the bare bones of functionality.<\/p>\n<p>most days at uoft, i&#8217;m in the library. which library? well, it depends on whichever one&#8217;s closest and not packed. sometimes, around exams, everywhere is full and i just have to spend the evening wandering around campus, in a state of existential despair. &#8220;why aren&#8217;t the libraries open to me?&#8221; i&#8217;ll ask myself aloud as i stroll down st. george and people cross the street to the other side. &#8220;is this a sign that all knowledge is closed to me?&#8221; i&#8217;m often in the deepest pools of crippling angst.<\/p>\n<p>also, i&#8217;m usually in my most comfortable clothes while at uoft. while most folks go for the smooth and sleek look &#8211; you know, hair brushed, matching shoes, shirts and pants not randomly paired together &#8211; i prefer to?opt for hobo-with-nothing-left-to-lose chic. it&#8217;s fun and functional!<\/p>\n<p>oh, i&#8217;m also in the english specialist program.<\/p>\n<p>cheers,<\/p>\n<p>aska<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;re hilarious!! May I ask what you are in at u of t? \u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014\u2014 hey there, what am i in, you ask? that&#8217;s a complicated question, and it doesn&#8217;t have just one answer. most days, i&#8217;m in a sleep-deprived haze, tinged with an?aura of grumpiness and impatience. i&#8217;m told this gives off the most delicate smell of lavender. then, after i&#8217;ve downed my cup of Life &amp; Vitality, i&#8217;m very briefly in a state of euphoria, before i sink back into the bare bones of functionality. most days at uoft, i&#8217;m in the library. which library? well, it depends on whichever one&#8217;s closest and not packed. sometimes, around exams, everywhere is full and i just have to spend the evening wandering around campus, in a state of existential despair. &#8220;why aren&#8217;t the libraries open to me?&#8221; i&#8217;ll ask myself aloud as i stroll down st. george and people cross the street to the other side. &#8220;is this a sign that all knowledge is closed to me?&#8221; i&#8217;m often in the deepest pools of crippling angst. also, i&#8217;m usually in my most comfortable clothes while at uoft. while most folks go for the smooth and sleek look &#8211; you know, hair brushed, matching shoes, shirts and pants not randomly paired together &#8211; i prefer to?opt for hobo-with-nothing-left-to-lose chic. it&#8217;s fun and functional! oh, i&#8217;m also in the english specialist program. cheers, aska<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9530","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-carwax"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9530","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9530"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9530\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/askastudent.utoronto.ca\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}