colleges,  partying

Animal House: the script to my life

Which college has the hottest girls and the most parties?
also, are colleges ranked academically? which is the one with the highset
academic averages?

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You want to look at the size of the college, my friend.? I really shouldn?t say one college is stupider than the other out loud, but there are stigmas.? The reason I don?t want to say anything is because the people at the stupid colleges are the most likely to read this, cry to my registrar, and have me fired.

If you apply to a bigger college, there is a higher percentage of ?drunkies? than at a smaller college.? Though, there are party people everywhere.? I?m at Innis, and it?s a small college, but we still know how to have a good time.? Oh boy? do we know how to have a good time.? (Sorry, I just had a walk down memory lane.)? There are pretty girls everywhere ? and again, the bigger the college, the bigger possibility of pretty girls.? My suite is a pretty good looking suite, to be completely honest.? And if you?re a stone fox, girls will gravitate towards you.? Have no fear.

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