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really, where would we be without grade 9’s?

I recently go suspended for three days for using axe aand some else lit it on fire. Im in grade 9 and this is the first time in my life I got suspended. I for wont do it again though. My dream is to enter uoft for engineering but will this suspension affect me in any way. Will I get asked of a suspension? If so, should I say no? Thanks in advance.


hey there,

i’m so sorry, bud. i know this must be really hard for you.

but this is so funny. it takes a lot to make a dried-up old internet veteran like myself experience joy anymore, but i think you just might’ve managed it.

honestly, i’m trying to think of something witty to say or some way to sass you out, but i am just speechless. you literally. lit your axe. on fire. you can’t make this stuff up, ladies and gentlemen.

thank you. thank you, for sharing your story with the world.

anyway: no, this won’t affect your admissions chances in any way. the only thing the university looks at is your high school transcript. as long as your marks are good, that’s all that matters.

try not to burn any more axe, though, eh? that stuff’s deadly. and, just a tip, as someone who’s known a lot of grade 9 boys in their life: lay off the axe. girls don’t like it. guys don’t like it. just trust aska and switch to something less abrasive – you’ll thank me some day.




  • Lishan

    Ik I was the most retarted kid in grade 9 even though im in the gifted My suspension got increased to 5 days because it is being considered as vandalism. Is it still going to change my acceptance even though its not going on my transcript!

  • aska

    If it’s not on your transcript, the university will never see it, so don’t worry about it 🙂


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