is ASSU taunting us?

I was wondering around one day a few weeks ago, and I came upon a sign that
said, “Get ______ now!” or “_____ available now!” or any variation thereof. My
memory is on summer vacation, and I forgot what _____ is. Apparently, it’s
content is a publication of sorts that rates/reviews/grades the profs/course,
by the students! I think the title had anti in it? Or maybe it had an “a” in
there somewhere. Helpful, I know.

Does such a thing exist? Or is my mind hallucinating at the sheer thought of
returning to school? If it does exist, what is it’s name and where can I get
it?

Thank you!

first, a personal aside: aska has many duties. these include parkour, putting out fires, barbecue, and working in a registrar’s office. very often someone will come in to the office to ask if the upstairs library is open. finding this information out independently would take about 8 seconds, and involves walking up a small staircase and seeing if the library is open. this choice makes a lot of sense: if the library is open, then one can go inside without having to waste time at the registrar’s office. if it isn’t open, they just turn around. going to the registrar’s office and asking us (we don’t really know minute to minute if it’s open or not) takes just as much if not more time than walking upstairs.
now, to answer your question:
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ANTICALENDAR!
find it here