avoiding the dirty burger

do restaurant owners or waitresses get pissed of when you use a coupon? i’m broke and need coupons but i don’t want the chef to jizz on my burger.

if you were a chef would you hall out your equipment to jazz up a burger? what is jizz anyway? if you really don’t like this stuff, then present your coupon after your meal, or use one at subway or harveys (just to make sure you don’t get any unwanted donations), or better yet, ask for the jizz on the side.

cheers,
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