Yo Aska,
So I made the Dean’s List this year, but I don’t have a piece of paper to back up this claim when my doubtful frienemies want proof. Where is this grande List for which I have made? Is it like in some hidden tower or glued to the Dean’s bathroom?
Yours Truley,
MyGPAisHigherThanYours??
Yo homeslice,
It?s awkward enough to brag to your friends about your Dean?s List status. It is a whole new kind of awkward when you bring them official documentation of it. It?s a good thing you are (allegedly) on the Dean?s list, cause your social skills aren?t gonna get you the job.
Aaaah? I feel better now.
You should receive an official certificate of your Dean?s List achievement in the mail (to the mailing address you?ve indicated on ROSI). If you haven?t, you have to MAIL (no I didn?t accidentally omit the ?e-? there? it?s old school) the Faculty Registrar and whine to him:
Faculty Registrar, Faculty of Arts & Science, Sidney Smith Hall 100 St. George St., Toronto ON M5S 3G3
Hope you don?t papercut your tongue on the envelope!
Love Aska
Ps. You spelled ?truly? wrong.
Pps. You forgot to capitalize the ?i? in your signature. The Dean won?t be happy when I tell him.
Ppps. They don?t even display the Dean?s Listers anywhere on campus. Wall space is at a premium, and you don?t make the cut smarty. Sorry, did that hurt when I burst your bubble of self-entitlement?