wait for it! wait for it! wait: there it is: the innis college frosh week is looming on the horizon, forever beckoning with its clever theme and rambunctious frosh leaders, and have no fear because a mailing will be delivered to your house with info and bios and sign-up sheets galore! in fact, most of you should have these fancy photocopied wise-ass papers now!
if you’re in other colleges, i am sorry but i cannot help you acheive the dream and so you should contact your college and hopefully they can come up with equally enticing metaphors to placate an impatient public.
as for all you lucky soon-to-be-innisites, just wait for it but keep your eye on the prize and your face upturned to the promise of a new tomorrow….ain’t it beautiful?
cheers,
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