dean's list

we all need a little pick-me-up

Hellooo aska,

I was wondering if you knew when the university sends out those Dean’s List certificate things? My GPA is higher now than when I’ve gotten it before, and I think it used to be sent earlier in October (for those of us who earned our 5th, 10th, etc. credit over the summer). I’d appreciate that piece of paper right about now (for the sake of my present level of self-esteem). Thanks for your help.

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hey there,

i understand the need for motivation. with at least one paper due a week ’til pretty much the end of term, i’m considering opening a boutique fortune-telling shop on College instead of finishing the semester. there’s this really perfect 24/7 neon sign at a second-hand shop i’ve been eyeing that would be just perfect.

unfortunately, the dean’s list certificates are only sent out once a year, in July. that means that you’ll have to wait ’til the summer to get yours.

until then, i’d recommend brownies-in-a-mug and reruns of Parks & Rec to keep your spirits up until the end of term. also, those stellar marks are available on your transcript – just open ACORN and gaze at yours for a pick-me-up if you really need it.

best of luck,

aska

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