When do applicants receive notices of early acceptance? What are the requirements to get this?
they go out as early as late february until late june. don’t worry, you;ll know if you get one. the requirements? there’s this sphere in the president’s office, guarded by vestal virgins. they hold up your appliacation to it and if the globe turns from dark red to green, the virgins all sigh with sexual tension and joyfully stamp the president’s seal of approval. i think it has something to do with your pheromones that rubbed off when you filled out the form. make sure your mom doesn’t do it for you.
cheers,
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