For the Innis Frosh Week it asks you for your T-Shirt size. Is this dependant
upon gender (girls will get smaller sizes) or is it one T-Shirt for both (girls
should get smaller sizes than they normally would)? Thanks!
above is an example of a cool tshirt, or at least a shirt that really works for the wearer. frosh tshirts work for no one. they never fit and are usually lame, a rule that applies not just to froshwear, but most official collegial or university related tshirts. the notable exception to this is anything from the 1970s and early 1980s, especially if they’re super worn-in (aska’s little brother got the handmedown 70s shirt from daffydil, the medical school comedy show…he didn’t deserve that tshirt). the innis frosh shirts are of the universal variety, coming in small, medium, and large. girls, the small will probably not be small enough.
this is aska student, saying that frosh tshirts don’t bring us together so much as they tear us apart by turning everyone into unsexy burlap sacks clearly labeled by college. THUS FORTH I ISSUE A CHALLENGE (note the rare use of capitals): design a better frosh tshirt. something silkscreened and cool that fits, in a variety of sizes. if this happens, aska will rescind all previous frosh tshirt hatin.