there are no fish left because the seals got to them first

HELP! I need a date for the innis formal :|.. lets just say there are no fish left inthis small pond that is innis.

suggestions?

For those interested in women, click here. For those interested in men, click here. For those too desperate to care, click here. Innis is not a horn of plenty when it comes to date-able people. I know. I’ve tried. Good luck with my suggestions. Formal will be better without a date anyway. You can spend the time you normally would with a date taking incriminating photographs of people who get escorted out of the event because they’ve arrived too sloshed.