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May26
Apr02

aska makes a sad face

Please write!? We’ve figured out the issues and have primitive ways of fixing it!

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Mar26

aska-apologies

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Mar05

i hope i don’t find out who done this or you’ll have it on your lawn

Okay. Now, at first, I thought these messages were funny. (e.g. Bagira) Until I got this heart-felt epic. WTF? If anyone has answers as to why I keep getting messages from hopeful, sincere foreigners that I can’t help (nor really feel like I need to help. I donate blood!? Isn’t that enough!?) I’d really appreciate it. I feel badly for these women – especially this one. She’s so poetic: “walks on fresh air”…

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Feb13

borborygmi

Dear Aska!

Does stomach growling constitute as socially inappropriate?? As, say, passingĀ gas? If not, why do I feel embarassed every time old yeller starts going at it?

Yours Forever,
Too-Loud-For-Comfort? (more…)

Jun13

if i only had a heart (tear)

What’s your take on the Munchkin Suicide in the Wizard of OZ? Urban Legend or Reality?
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Feb12

sometimes i wonder how these people even make it out of grade school…

Is it true that there are security cameras in every U of T washroom, and that a freshman student from the Faculty of Science was arrested in October/November after he was caught masturbating in a campus washroom stall? His session was videotaped and campus security arrested him as soon as he stepped out of the stall. At least that’s the story I heard.

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Dec06

harsh reality, but such is life

is everyone at u of t a genius? almost everyone i know who is
applying is extremely bright!
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Dec06

UofT mythbusters

When you get off the Queen’s Park subway stop on the north-west
corner and walk up the path to the med-sciences building there is a yellow hard
hat bolted to the ground. What is this hat? Why is it there? What does it
signify? and is there an engineering student bolted beneath it? I have been
asking around but no one seems to know.
please help
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Nov29

askastudent is at least 6 separate genders.

btw.. dont u ever get a female to reply these things?? *smiles*
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Nov29

well, we try

Can u always keep up with the questions like that.. I mean, it must be like hours of typing.. u should keep a sample answer for each type of question you know..
Rite.. I think u will do with a bit of help.. I thought the whole college is with you on this site.. what is happening?? just u sitting there answering questions.. it ain’t fair u know.. u are getting all the fun. and pain..
cheerios
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Nov29

how to catch a mouse: strike fear into its heart

Help, how to get rid of a mouse?
One installed itself in my room last summer and the landlord refused to do anthing about it because ‘it’s also God’s baby’. So i bought a trap and set it, but this ‘baby’ has managed to eat out everything I put there and NOT get caught!!!!
I was about to let her live in peace, like the Gospel tells us to, but a few nights ago I was woken up by some strange noises. It was the mouse walking in the papers on my desk and eating my cookies. I have enough of this ‘God’s baby’ and want to get rid of it. How? Do you have a clue?
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Nov26

learn to use chopsticks and deal with it

Which college has the highest percentage of orientals?
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